The Bad Influence
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The Bad Influence

How To Be The Best Girlfriend

Call his penis cute names

Call your boyfriend 11x a day

If you can’t manage to call him, text him every few minutes to see what he’s up to. Ask him questions about his favorite Disney movie and his exes. This will show him that he’s on your mind all the time.

Ruin sports for him

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Michaela Grek

Writer & Health Coach from Slovakia 🇸🇰 | ACE-certified PT & Nutrition Specialist | I help women become healthier on the outside & the inside | Sex convos 🌊