175 Word Story

I Pissed Off Harvey Keitel on Myspace

I also irritated Jake Gyllenhaal.

Photo by Alexander Shatov on Unsplash

I used to suffer from foot in mouth disease. Not the real disease. I just didn’t know when to stop babbling, and insert foot in mouth. The other condition I suffered from was stars in my eyes. I couldn’t believe that I was talking to Harvey Keitel on Myspace, but thank you foot in mouth disease…