The Bad Influence
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The Bad Influence

175 Word Story

I Pissed Off Harvey Keitel on Myspace

I also irritated Jake Gyllenhaal.

Photo by Alexander Shatov on Unsplash

I used to suffer from foot in mouth disease. Not the real disease. I just didn’t know when to stop babbling, and insert foot in mouth. The other condition I suffered from was stars in my eyes. I couldn’t believe that I was talking to Harvey Keitel on Myspace, but thank you foot in mouth disease…

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Melissa R. Mendelson

Melissa R. Mendelson

Horror, Science-Fiction and Dystopian Short Story Author and Poet.

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