The Bad Influence
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The Bad Influence

100 WORDS

I Saw Keanu Reeves Farting on Reuben Salsa

Thrifty Words 100 Challenge #34: Undaunted

Photo by Matthew Henry

Reuben saw Keanu Reeves’ penis once, and I was there. The dazzling schlong¹ was too much. Reuben fainted, hit his head on the floor, and almost died.

I was in dismay. I couldn’t do anything.

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Smillew Rahcuef

Smillew Rahcuef

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