The Bad Influence
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The Bad Influence

KEANU REEVES | KEANU REEVES

I Saw the Penis of Keanu Reeves

And it made me faint

I once met Keanu Reeves in a toilet. It was Saturday. I had spent a humid afternoon chasing cats around Times Square as part of the Anti-Abolish-Pussy Hunt. There were too many felines and action was needed. It was hard work. Several cats had been shaved incorrectly and resembled puckering newborns…

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