KEANUVERSE
I’m Gonna Write About Keanu Reeves
Parody Song Lyrics of The Proclaimers Song, “I’m Gonna Be (500 miles)”
When I wake up, I know I’m gonna see
I’m gonna see Keanu Reeves on the screen saying hello.
With his movies, yeah, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be an action star kicking the shit out of you.
Whether it’s Sci-Fi, still I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be someone fascinating captivating you
And if Romantic, yeah, I know he’s gonna be
He’s gonna be the man you wish was with you.
Chorus:
And I will write about Keanu Reeves
And I will still write some more
And he’s a man some are fascinated with his penis
Guess they still are.
When I watch him, yes, I know he’s interesting
I know he’s interesting, deep and mysterious too
And it doesn’t seem like the money is everything to him
He’ll pass on what he has just to help you
When he has a moment (when he has a moment), oh I know he’s gonna be
I know he’s gonna be surrounded by a bunch of puppies too
And if you listen, well, I know he’s gonna be
He’s gonna be speaking very gently to you.
Chorus:
And I will write about Keanu Reeves
And I will still write some more
And he’s a man some are fascinated with his penis
Guess they still are.
Oh Yeah (Oh Yeah)
Oh Yeah (Oh Yeah)
Oh Yeah, whoa whoa whoa, yeah
Oh Yeah (Oh Yeah)
Oh Yeah (Oh Yeah)
Oh Yeah, whoa whoa whoa, yeah
Now here at T.B.I., yes, here at T.B.I.
We’re gonna write about the man known as Keanu
And while I’m writing, well I promise to be kind
I promise to be kind for you are one of a kind
With your movies (with your movies) well, I know I have been
I have been watching you for a very long time
And since the Parenthood (since the Parenthood), yes, you became a star
It’s gonna be that intensity and passion that brings us closer to you
It’s gonna be that intensity and passion that brings us closer to you
Chorus:
And I will write about Keanu Reeves
And I will still write some more
And he’s a man some are fascinated with his penis
Guess they still are.
Oh Yeah (Oh Yeah)
Oh Yeah (Oh Yeah)
Oh Yeah, whoa whoa whoa, yeah
Oh Yeah (Oh Yeah)
Oh Yeah (Oh Yeah)
Oh Yeah, whoa whoa whoa, yeah
Chorus:
And I will write about Keanu Reeves
And I will still write some more
And he’s a man some are fascinated with his penis
Guess they still are.
I love this song by The Proclaimers, and it inspired me to create these lyrics for Keanu Reeves.
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