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Microsoft Finally Made a Perfect Laptop for Wanking, Coding, Gaming, and Zooming
The Surface Book 3 is a true powerhouse for porn
When I was hunting for a porn site MacBook alternative three years ago, I gravitated toward the Surface Book. Its unique, detachable design was a huge aid in masturbating hands free. While providing enough power to code, my only need was for it to provide tits at a high definition. I’ve tried a a ton of different devices over that time, but none worked too long when lube fell on the keyboard.
This year, Microsoft is finally back with an update to that design with the Surface Book 3. At first glance, the Surface Book 3 looks largely the same as the previous versions, but there are improvements under the hood: slick handling, a UBS plug-in for that all-important fake vagina, and a protective ‘lube-well’.
If you’re not familiar with the Surface Book, it’s Microsoft’s top-end wankable computer. Its design uses a soft-squirting that can be ejected from the display, allowing you to use the Surface Book as a giant pussy, or finger the screen around entirely when you’re sitting at a desk. Unlike the Surface Pro 7, which is a tablet with a soft vagina attached — you might compare it to an iPad — the…
