Open Letter To Medium Readers

Read this listicle about my open letters.

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Open Letter Addressed To:

• President Biden. Please resign for health reasons and let President Kamala Harris take over. You once offered to do this — now we accept.
• President Vladimir Putin. The Western countries are too timid to employ geoengineering as a solution to global warming. Please get started building space-based solutions and a social media information campaign urging citizens to make their governments pay Russia for these orbital solutions.
• Vice President Harris. Please convince Joe Biden to resign so that you can prosecute the right-wing traitors to democracy, and please show the world your leadership abilities as you firmly urge them to collaborate on halting emissions of greenhouse gases.
• Ev Williams. Give your writers on Medium the respect they deserve. Settle on payment policies and set your algorithms one last time and don’t change them without asking the writing community. And . . . please allow writers living in non-White countries to be paid too.
• Ayodeji Awosika. Thank you for reminding us of the value of listicles:

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• Dear Medium Readers:
• Thank you for reading!
• …Fred Ermlich