The Bad Influence
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The Bad Influence

Pink Floyd Wants Your Kids Back

Drugs want to teach your kids card games

Drugs are fed up with kids and video games. Drugs claim your kids aren’t interesting anymore. But drugs have an answer. They’re dealing to kids. Cards, that is. Drugs are dealing in the playground, the library, the schools.

It’s exciting. They’re dealing kids cards—stacks of ’em. Go Fish. Poker. Drugs are teaching…

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

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