50 WORD MICROFICTION

Rambo Cat

Thrifty Words Theme #10: Special

Rambo Cat Rides Unicorn. Demands have been met!— Image credit: weuser 2012/sharpwriter

I Rambo Cat, demand a head tie to keep the fur from my delicate eyes, it must billow, please ensure there is a suitable breeze.

Firebreathing unicorn is my preferred mode of transport, golden Glock my weapon of choice.

If you fail to deliver the rainbow backdrop I shall shoot.

The unrealistic demands of the everyday celebrity as realised and illustrated by the very special and legendary Rambo Cat. Inspired by Marla Bishop’s idea and sharpwriters classic image!

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