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Study: Future Babies Will Be Composed Primarily of Microplastics and Anti-Depressants

“Vastly superior to human children”

A study from the Industrial Chemical Health Benefits Council estimates that children born after the year 2032 will be composed primarily of various environmental toxins instead of traditional human…

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SATIRE BUT JUST BARELY

Study: Future Babies Will Be Composed Primarily of Microplastics and Anti-Depressants

“Vastly superior to human children”

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