The Top 5 Reasons to Write on Medium
This list will shock you!
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4 min readDec 16, 2019
What are the top 5 reasons to write on Medium? How the hell should I know?
Here’s a random stock pic of people pretending to be happy, doing something that doesn’t interest you:
People accuse me of having sold-out to satire by highlighting the follies of myself and others. But I would never shamelessly promote my stories.
To find out how I never do this, read my story, ‘How Many Social Media Marketers Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?’
Trust me when I tell you, no one likes lists. I mean, come on. It’s not as if we all pay a monthly fee to read authentic, original stories only for them to be drowned in a sea of marketers.
This above statement is better explained in a list:
1. Lists are distracting
2. Lisps are distracting
