This Is the Reason Why Morons Have Access to the Internet

Last week my 7-year-old daughter asked me why her classmate Timmy had stolen her banana-flavored snack during lunchtime.
“It’s not a kind thing to do; he knows the banana-flavored snacks are my favorite.” She said, not crying but still very sensitive about it.
It wasn’t an easy decision, but I went for the truth. “It’s because Timmy is a…