50 WORD MICROFICTION
Translating Apocalyptic Company Messages From Your Employer, Part 4
(Thrifty Words) Oopsie.
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1 min readMay 7, 2021
We do care about our staff!
Here come the cuts.
We are fighting to bring our team back.
They’re really fucking expensive so we’ll definitely cut a bunch…
Everything we do is for the future of the business!
Everything we do is so my retirement plan doesn’t get fucked up!!
Ahh so COVID-19… you’re such a dick!
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