The Bad Influence
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The Bad Influence

SURVIVAL OF THE SMARTEST

Twinkies Cure COVID

Finally, some realistic news

“Twinkies anyone?” by Bryan Peters is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

Forget about Noom. Cancel your Jenny Craig. Ba’bye Weight Watchers. If you want to live, mix up your saliva with Twinkie innards. I saw it on Fox and Friends. The anchor-clones were smiling and eating and coughing and eating and passing out and eating.

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Amy Sea

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