What If He Doesn’t Send A Dickpic?

What does that mean?

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This strange phenomenon of men sending dickpics as a form of, … something is worrisome on many levels.

First, the reasons why men (must?) send dickpicks:

1. He is really proud of the size, looks, something, about his penis, testicles, and/or the whole package. Because his penis and testicles are all there is when it comes to him as a whole package.
2. He believes the only reason a woman wants a man is based on the size, look, and something about his penis and testicles and wants to either entice her with what could come or let her know what she’ll be missing out on if she doesn’t jump on it.
3. I have no freaking idea why a man would send anyone a picture of his penis and testicles.

What if he doesn’t send a dickpic?

Would that mean he is not proud of his penis and testicles? Is it because of some deformity, size or shape? Impotence? Premature ejaculation problems? Body shaming issues from seeing too many perfect male penis and testicle ads on TV?

Should we worry if he isn’t proud enough to send us a picture of what should be his most prized possession?

On the flip side, I think the best way to handle this is to start a database where…