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Why You Should Never Eat a Redhead on an Airplane

And other absurd nonsense

Somebody help this Redhead. Image from Flickr Creative Commons.

It’s all about carrots. And Gingers. Red-headed people with anger issues conforming to the generalization of the red-headed menace. Cannibalize them all. Pull out an arm from a twangy bush. Decapitate the hired help if a single red pube is spotted.

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