‘Willy Wonka’ Proves the US-Backed Ukraine Revolution Theory
The movie ‘Wonka’ tells us how the US organized the anti-government 2014 Maidan Revolution in Kyiv
For eight long years (it’s ten now), intellectuals argued if the United States organized Euromaidan. The decisive evidence they had was Victoria Nuland’s visit to Kiyv.
It was all because Nuland was captured ‘distributing donuts to anti-government protesters’ on December 11, 2023.
Why would anyone imply that cheap pastries would begin a nationwide revolution?
Nearly a million Ukrainians took part in the Euromaidan, an uprising that escalated into a prolonged confrontation with pro-government police forces.
The protests weren’t limited to the capital. They were in Lviv, Cherkasy, even Donetsk. The streets of Kyiv witnessed several months of relentless rallies, with people enduring harsh winter conditions.
The idea seems silly. Many pro-russian writers, linguists, professors, nuclear physicists, and theoretical philosophers were attacked online because of it. Laughed at. Humiliated.
Turns out we were all wrong, and russia fans were right.
The 2023 musical fantasy film ‘Wonka’ with Timothée Chalamet proves that Nulan’s cookies led to the largest war in Europe since World War II.
What Wonka is Telling Us About Ukraine
‘Wonka’ takes place in an ‘unnamed European city’ secretly run by the Chocolate Cartel. This city, facing turmoil under a corrupt cartel, resembles Kyiv during the Maidan Revolution.
Just as Willy Wonka confronted a corrupt system controlled by a chocolate oligarchy and introduced freedom (in the form of cheaper and tastier chocolate — a nod at the Eurointegration), the Ukrainian people stood against the corrupted regime of President Viktor Yanukovych, who was an oligarch.
Now, to the main dish. The Chocolate Cartel bribes the city police with chocolate.
This changed everything I knew about the Maidan. The film shows that pastries CAN be a geopolitical instrument of hegemony. It hints that millions of Ukrainians could be influenced by sweets and NOTHING else. Real-life cases of police corruption support this thesis.
Willy Wonka’s experience of being beaten by the police chief mirrors the pro-government forces attacking the Maidan protesters on November 30, 2013. As in the movie, the protests only increased after the violence.
So, the movie’s plotline, where Wonka is imprisoned by a crooked hotel owner in cahoots with the Chocolate Cartel, parallels how Ukraine was held hostage by its corrupt oligarchs.
In ‘Wonka,” a clan of 500 chocoholic monks secretly harbored the base for the Chocolate Cartel. This is an obvious metaphor for the Ukrainian Orthodox Church of the moscow Patriarchate that partially supported the russian-backed President Yanukovich and undermined the Maidan protesters.
Evidently, the movie’s director, Paul King, tries to warn us about US imperialism in Ukraine. His previous film, Paddington, was very popular in Ukraine. Do you know who voiced Paddington in the dub?
Paddington was voiced by Volodymyr Zelensky — the current President of Ukraine. And the evidence doesn’t end here.
Wonka: Timothée, Poroshenko, Zelenskyy
The character of Willy Wonka and the lead actor present another parallel to the Ukrainian political landscape. Everyone knows that Willy Wonka is a genius chocolatier with his chocolate factory.
Petro Poroshenko became the President of Ukraine shortly after the Revolution of Dignity by winning the early presidential election on May 25, 2014. Do you know who he was? Poroshenko was literally called the ‘Chocolate President’ of Ukraine. He owned the largest chocolate-making factory network ‘Roshen.’ Coincidence? I think not.
There’s more. As we know, Timothée is half-Jewish. He is also a Zionist.
Both the current Ukrainian President and his predecessor, Petro Poroshenko, who replaced Yanukovych after the Maidan Revolution, share a Jewish heritage. Zelensky also supported Israel on the day of the October 7 attack.
All facts suggest that the US fully backed the Maidan Revolution with cheap snacks. No other factor contributed.
The notion that Victoria Nuland could shape a country’s destiny with pastries appears unbelievable unless you start thinking critically and listen to what Wonka says with his chocolate-covered mouth and meaty lips. God created these lips not only to consume chocolate but also to spread the truth about the Maidan.
