Keys to winning the Superbowl

Not a hot take, but a piss take.

Jimmy Cooper
The Bandwagon
Published in
2 min readFeb 5, 2017

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The Patriots

Okay so the Patriots are favourites despite only playing two good teams all season, one of which they lost to. I watched it happen (Go Seahawks).

So for the Patriots to win; one of the keys is to get players involved early in the game, through the middle of the game and keep players involved at the end of the game. The Patriots could struggle if players are not involved and are playing a game that rhymes with “Dario Fart” on the Sidelines.

Another key. Don’t give away Penalties Willy nilly, that’s bad. But if you can draw penalties, that’s good.

MAJOR KEY ALERT: A big key to winning the game is if the Patriots can score more points than the Falcons.

If they can do that they will win I reckon.

The Falcons

Key 1. So the Falcons need their receivers to catch the ball for positive yard gains, whilst the running backs also need to carry the ball towards the opponents end zone. Not their own.

Key Butters. Don’t fumble the ball or throw an interception, they’d be better taking a Knee every play to stop the Patriots scoring off turnovers. They are the highest scoring Defense. Do this and you take that weapon out of their arsenal.

Key IV. There are many things I don’t know, Roman Numerals for one. But I do know that if the Falcons defense can hold the Patriots to a lower score than them, they should win the ball game.

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Jimmy Cooper
The Bandwagon

Unfortunate Knicks fan. General sports enthusiast. I have an affinity for terrible teams.