The crash

What will you do when the stock market crashes?

Will you call your roommate and ask where the flask is?

Call mom and dad and ask them what to do?

Though that may not help since they lost big money too.

You can flock to Facebook for hot tips from business school friends,

Or refresh Twitter where the newsfeed never ends.

You could pick up The Intelligent Investor to undo your fate,

But realize you’re reading it a semester too late.

So when will the market crash? I’m not so sure.

I just want to be prepared and not too insecure.