How To: Make Someone Fall In Love With You

10 tips from an awkward few weeks of inadvertently killing it romantically.

The Spice Boys

Tinder has a lot to answer for.

Reality Bites

I moved back to Ireland two days ago.

I cried so much on the first day, my Mum looked at me in horror, and spooned sleeping pills into me. They didn’t work, so I took more. Then they did work and my face felt like it was melting.

Moving On, Feeling Guilty

The dust is settling, but I feel like I’m cheating on Berlin

Six days in. It’s Saturday and this time last week I was in a campervan in Barcelona, getting ready to go and dance in the sunshine with my beloved Joe-Joe.

Damn Close to Perfect

Why do I feel guilty about this confession?!

Guys.

I have a confession.

I feel like it is desperately uncool to say this, but I was struck with a thought this morning as I walked…

Past Flames and New Fires

Of course, they overlap. Of course.

Stunned into Silence

Because apparently everything wasn’t crazy enough the past month.

This week, I got a job I really, really wanted. At one point this week, nothing could wipe a smile from my face.

The First Comedy Show

Strangers, schoolpals and rogue journalists. Oh, and a Tinder match.

Last night I did my first comedy show since being back. I had arranged to beforehand, meet an old school friend of mine who I haven’t seen since I was…

Flashback — The Two Year Time Jump

I was unwittingly reminded of an anniversary today.

When I woke up this morning, I had dreamt about an ISIS-Independence Day 2 fusion-style apocalypse. A huge, colourful spaceship emerged over the mountains of…

A Date With Disaster

In an attempt to connect with my lost love of Berlin, I went on a date with a German.

People have types. That’s a thing. I certainly have a type, and to an extent whereby I make myself uncomfortable with it. If…