Poetry | Humor
Two Left Feet
“Even guys with two left feet come out all right if the girl is sweet… ” — from the film White Christmas
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3 min readOct 13, 2023
There once was a man who came to a wedding
He thought he could dance and not be meddling
Upon the dance floor, he was going to ask
A fine young lady who was up for the task
And so after dinner hearing the boring couple’s lore
His heart yearned for the burning dancing floor
And so when the drinks were full and stomachs eased
The DJ started as the people were suddenly seized
The music bumped and put out its mighty radiance
As the people all flocked to the floor spontaneous
Kids and moms and dads alike all strutted to the beat
Old couples sat thinking the young kids were neat