Oct 27, 2021
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Hunting Season Comes
Beware the bears
“What do you mean, we’re going to eat him?”
“Relax. No one will ever know we did it.”
“But I don’t like the taste of humans. They’re greasy and way too salty. Besides, I don’t like chasing into the woods to find a hunter who’s alone and too drunk to fight us.”
