There Once Was a Cat That Got Kicked

The owner has extremely restless restless leg syndrome

Photo by Uriel Soberanes on Unsplash

There once was a cat got a kickin’
And this cat is no kinda chicken
She’ll pounce on your head
When you’re abed
Just a tryna to give you a lickin’




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