RFK Jr Takes Temp Job At Animal Control

With the encouragement from Donald Trump recently making an afternoon appearance at a local McDonalds — RFK Jr announced he would also be taking up a job at his favorite place to grab a bite.

Hoping to capture the working class vote RFK Jr is continuing his campaign on behalf of Donald Trump by cleaning up the roadkill on the side of the highway. Kennedy has asked that he not be compensated for this act of public service, citing “all the perks of the job are compensation enough”

It is currently unknown if it will just be for an afternoon like Trumps stint at McDonalds, or more of a permanent placement given his dwindling relevance on the campaign trail.

Kari Lake was also seen at a local landfill. Thought it’s not currently clear if she was offering to work there or simply hoping to get back her receipt for all those Arizona votes she tried to buy.