8 Must See Joe Biden Gaffes

A journey & tell all of the leftful VP’s way of not manning up.

Some might view this as some attributable fallacy of a smear campaign against the big VP of the United States of America. I call it RIGHT op-editorial. In my 27 years of existence — I've never heard a man talk so arrogantly and so dead-in-the-head — or what doctors would call “senile.”

From Joe Biden’s cokehead son to Joe Biden’s politically left and usually incorrect innuendo — I’ll take you on a little journey and why I think this man shouldn't have any existence in the American-political-game.

This isn't about what’s left vs right or what’s wrong or right — rather a distilled sense of prepubescent life that Joe plans his daily habits with.

How has this guy not been charged with sexual assault?

Try typing in Joe Biden on YouTube, and just see what comes up? I'll save you some trouble and post it here:

Yes. That’s right, quite literally the title “Compilation of Joe Biden being Creepy” pops up.

What’s with his molesting every female’s neck, but his wifes?

Classy, I'd say not.

And why is it, that his cokehead (not a person that drinks a lot of Coca-Cola, but rather one that does the drug Cocaine) son that got discharged from the Navy was swept under the rug? Do you see the coke-line? I do.

I've got news, none of what I'm saying is untrue, these 8 must see VP moments of a now, world renown gaffe have been on media displays everywhere.

1.Neal, The Old “Butt Buddy”:

Crazy, how a Vice President of anything, let alone our country — apparently misspoke during a conference in Iowa.

2.“Did Your Son Always Have The Size of Cue-Balls?”:

Joe Biden came up to the slain father of Navy Seal, Tyrone Woods and said those words in a rather boisterous voice. Joe Biden needs a leash or something.

3.The Creepy Swear-in Of Senator Christopher Coons:

Uncle Joe, are we creeping on little kids now.

4.The 2013 Inauguration with Beyonce:

Oh, would you like at that. She smells really, really nice.

5.The Biker Lady, and the Biker Lady’s Un-wanting:

Thankfully Uncle Joe is the VP of America, because if not — you can tell these two biker dudes would have made a bar fight scene straight out of Hollywood.

6. The Time He Kissed The Senior Citizen On The Lips, And Lived to Tell the Tale:

Notice the hand-movement toward the female reproductive system.

7.Mr. Biden Just Loves Kissing the Lips of the Populace:

Wherever Mr. Biden is, he loves puckering up and getting down with the locals.

8. The Time He Broached Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter’s Wife’s Space:

We just can't get enough creepy Uncle Joe and his puckering kisses.

Pucker it up for Uncle Joe!

And you wonder why other countries see us as a weak nation.

Senile or not, Joe Biden is out-of-sight, out-of-mind when it comes to both domestic and foreign policy.

I'm pretty sure he doesn’t even walk to the bathroom by himself.

Are we even sure Joe Biden can still do his ABC’s?