Actual Killer Clowns Set To Take A Day Off This Halloween

Killer Clowns are all the rage at the moment with people donning outfits to scare passers by much to the dismay of actual Killer Clowns who feel vastly appropriated.

Fed up of the negative press the race have unanimously decided to remove their make up and pretend to be just ‘regular’ people this 31st of October.

Actual Killer Clowns, that have been around for centuries, are an ethnic minority closely related to the Gypsy. For a long time they would travel around in Circuses, however due to persecution had to disband as a travelling outfit.

The persecution centred around unexplained deaths associated with the Killer Clowns arrivals in villages, they were wrongly associated as the cause even though they are peace loving albeit slightly terrifying looking people.

Due to the appropriation, persecution has returned and this Halloween they, for the first time in centuries, have decided to take the makeup off so as not to be confused with the cultural appropriation that is so strickening to their way of life.

So we make this call to you to call give just £1 to D.I.K.C.S aka Donation Incentive Killer Clown Society today to help pay for make up remover. Every giggle helps.

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