Britain Shocked To Find Common Sense Isn’t So Common

Pro-Euro Britons woke up to the shocking realisation that common sense isn’t a trait all too common through out the British Isles. The decision to stay in the European Union was considered a ‘No-Brainer’ by most of the left leaning constituents however did not realise that coming to a radical decision such as leaving the EU might be effected by having no brain.

“The idiots are taking over” wrote one man wearing yoga pants and a rainbow coloured shirt. Someone who his opposers might also call an idiot.

As a reflex of the decision to leave the euro-market stock prices crumbled and confidence in the market resembled that of an anxiety ridden teen with BO and a bum fluff ‘tache.

John with 3 GCSEs likened it to the ‘Buffalo Effect’ which he has long used as an analogy to justify his over excessive drinking habits. The buffalo effect states that drinking alcohol kills off only the weak brain cells making the ‘pack’ stronger as a consequence, like a heard of Buffalo with the slowest being picked off by a predator leaving the strongest to breed. He believes that the share of the UK GDP being wiped off the currency is actually killing off the weak GDP and leaving the strongest remaining part of the currency to breed and become more powerful as an outcome.

Nigel Farage, weasel chinned git and leader of the United Kuntdom Ingland People, has pledged to turn the i360 into something useful and is hoping to refashion it into a giant flag pole with St Georges Cross swinging off the side.

At now there is times of uncertainty but what we can be certain of is that common sense is not actually that common.