Southern Rail nominated for ‘Nobel Peace Prize’

Bastian’s of fine travel Southern Rail have been selected for the prestigious award of Nobel Peace Prize for reasons that regular grounded human beings, that have used the service, will struggle to grasp.

The Prize released a statement commending Southern Rails ‘uncanny ability of bringing people of all walks of life together’ albeit forcibly in a train carriage.

Other contenders for the prize this year include Donald Trump, Kim Jong ill, Joseph Koni and Boris Johnson.