I Am Your Useless Cereal Bowl-Shaped Plunger

A tale about an underperforming plunger

Ted the plunger

I am Ted and I am your useless cereal bowl shaped plunger. I don’t have many features other than poorly unclogging your toilet. By bowl shaped head doesn’t bend or fit along the contours of your toilet bowl. I create no suction. The only thing I do right is splash water all over the place, break toilet paper apart and cake…




A collection of illustrated short stories ranging from fiction, non-fiction, parody, absurdity and probably all of the above.

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Erica N

An illustrator that writes humor and satire about everything and nothing at the same time. Like my stories? Leave a tip at: https://ko-fi.com/ofcuriousbirds

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