I Am Your Useless Cereal Bowl-Shaped Plunger

A tale about an underperforming plunger

Ted the plunger

I am Ted and I am your useless cereal bowl shaped plunger. I don’t have many features other than poorly unclogging your toilet. By bowl shaped head doesn’t bend or fit along the contours of your toilet bowl. I create no suction. The only thing I do right is splash water all over the place, break toilet paper apart and cake…