The Arson Teddy Bear

A tale about a teddy bear that went from being the most loved toy to becoming a fire hazard

Once upon a time, there was a teddy bear at a toy store that kept saying, “I will set your house on fire.” The manufacturers had no idea why this particular bear kept repeating that phrase. The other bears of the same type said, “I love you.” instead.



A collection of illustrated short stories ranging from fiction, non-fiction, parody, absurdity and probably all of the above.

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Erica N

An illustrator that writes humor and satire about everything and nothing at the same time. Like my stories? Leave a tip at: