Sunrise City — Small Town Talk Friday
There’s a lot going on in the suburbs of Sunrise City this past week… Let’s take a glance and see what all went down:
Sunfish Lake: Sea-Gulf Oil Opens
There is a new gas station going up on Farmburry Ave this week. Sea-Gulf Oil is dropping its first petro-stop in the area and folks are excited. Local owner Ted Fishmann said he’s “happy to incorporate such a great, successful business into our community. Sea-Gulf Oil provides lower costs and the best quality of fuel for your SUV or pick up truck. I hope people will love our clean stop, fresh fuel and coffee.”
However, some citizens are not pleased about this. Local green thumb advocate Sadie Daniels said, “Sea-Gulf Oil is an abomination to our planet and should be held accountable for numerous spills and hazard zones they’ve created. I will never be visiting them.”
When asked about this, Fishmann stated people are entitled to their opinions as he then referred to Ms. Daniels as a “liberal retard”.
New Leipzig: Graffiti Overshadowing Subdivision Erased
Town officials voted last week to remove the New Leip graffiti wall and replaced it with regular old fashioned white paint.
Mayor Alan Flassed called the old graffiti “distasteful and grotesque” and “[the wall] didn’t sit well with neighbors. I cannot tell you how many complaints I would receive in a given day… Something had to be done.”
Upon hearing the news, local artist “AG Loko” said it was a sad day for local culture, “that wall wasn’t just some stupid drawing board” holding back his temper, “it was a place for anyone from any background to express how they were feeling. It was a place to unleash your inner emotions and let go in the most colorful way possible.”
Mayor Flassed has promised the subdivision tightened security around the wall.
East Alley: Stop calling us Dirty, we have a farmer’s market
East Alley, as we all know, has a history of being known as “Dirty Alley”. But that’s something they’re trying to change.
“We’ve recently started a farmer’s market on Saturday mornings,” town councilman Keith Donahue said at a local Denny’s. “We have good feelings about the turnout tomorrow. We have a lot of local restaurants and shops sponsoring, so it should go over well.”
When I asked him to give a pitch to the people of Dirty Alley, Donahue said “People should hop off their front lawn couches and drive on over to St. Luke’s chapel parking lot for some local flavor. We’ll be serving morning breakfast and drinks and who would turn down a bloody Mary in a church parking lot?”
East Alley Farmer’s Market will take place Saturday, October 1st from 8am to 1pm.
