10 Annoying Restaurant Customer Comments
We hear you
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3 min readJan 18, 2024
Today’s prompt is: What did you say?
What did you say?
- A woman looking at a retail display, loudly commented to her friend, “Why, you can get that for $4 at ALDI!” No, you can’t, but by all means, go there.
- “We always get the worst waitresses.” Maybe it’s you! (And, join the 21st century, they’re servers. I hate that term too, but at least it’s gender neutral.)
- “Let’s sit in the corner where no one can see us.” Said the man to his ‘friend’. They came in once a week and snuggled at the end of the bar for a couple of hours. They haven’t been in for months. Did their spouses find out?
- “Trump is the best!” There’s a barbeque place down the street!
- “Trump scares the shit out of me!” Enjoy a complimentary dessert on the house!
- “Do you have salt?” Who asks that? Nope, not a speck! Salt in a restaurant in America? Never!
- “I’m allergic to garlic, dairy, and gluten. What do you recommend?” That you stay home. (Sorry, Karen!)
- The host asks, “Can I help you?” The customer grunts rudely, “You serve food here, right? I want to eat!” Have you never been greeted by a host? Ever eaten anywhere other than Taco Bell? There’s a Subway…
