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I’m Not All That Funny, But…
I’ll Try Anyway
My mission, which I’ve chosen to accept is to answer 10 questions in as funny a way as I can.
Why not? It’s the middle of frozen freaking February here in the permafrosted wasteland that is Western Canada. It’s not like I have anything else to do at 5 am.
I’m not exactly a comedian, but let’s see how this shakes out.
What’s the strangest thing you’ve done in a public place?: When you ARE a strange thing, you needn’t go out of your way to do strange things in public. Being me is odd enough, I doubt the public could handle any more.
Although, as stupid as it is, I did once put on a fake accent at a bar. For some reason, I thought it would be funny to pretend to be British for the night.
Spoiler alert — it was. I drank for free all night.
Who was your first kiss?: His name was Leo. I was in kindergarten. He caught me by the monkey bars and kissed me with his fat, soggy lips. I punched him in the stomach and cried. He didn’t do that again.
