Definition of Hell by the Church of Circularity
We believe in hell, but hell is not a matter of afterlife
According to our beliefs that are always based on facts, the purest form of hell is life here on Earth. Hell is to a large degree human created and is currently reflected in the destruction of the environment on a global scale, eradication of the species, and global warming that places entire existence on this planet under question. We, and the rest of the species, might be wiped out soon!
Hooray!
Which is great because what else is there to do when humans refuse to learn and grow? Wipe the damn trash out and start anew — it’s is far from the first time this was necessary. Just browse through any number of ancient myths and you’ll find the pattern of Gods’ repeated attempts to create something bearable. It all very much resembles the work of Sisyphus.
Here is one of my favorite from the Hopi mythology and stories of human origin. According to Hopis, we are now in the Fourth World that will, as it seems, end up being equally disastrous as the previous three.
The human demons, however, have always won so far and were thus also always eradicated and replaced with a supposedly upgraded version. Only these upgrades seem to be much like Microsoft’s, where they are basically just sent out half done and tested on the users at their own peril…
But lets stick to the topic at hand — what is a mortal sin that will lead you to hell? A mortal sin, of course, is a deed so bad that it will have mortal consequences. According to traditional Roman Catholic view, this means you will burn in hell of the afterlife for the whole eternity, whatever that means.
For that to make any sense whatsoever, we need to know what hell is. The Church of Circularity finds this easy to answer — hell is where you currently are, here on Earth, among all sorts of evil, wickedness, and a whole set of vices and demons that rule the Earth.
So I guess you must have already committed at least one mortal sin that led to you being here in the first place.
Now this life here, your existence here in hell is your chance for redemption. If you are going to keep committing mortal sins, refuse to learn and grow spiritually, guess what — you’ll end up being reincarnated and sent back here for as many times as needed, perhaps for an eternity indeed.
The conditions you will find yourself in will be based on the degree and dreadfulness of your sins. I dare not imagine, for instance, the fate that awaits the Nestle’s or MonSatan’s (also known as Monsanto) CEOs. These two (and many others) surely won’t be reborn in a human form any lifetime soon.
Next time, we’ll talk about mortal sins and how to avoid committing them.
Till then, Awomen.
