What Einstein’s Theorem Means to a Hooker

If you are going to have sex, you might as well get paid for it.

A hooker realizes, he, or she, goes through life, just once. This is proven by Einstein’s theorem, e = mc2. Everything is connected to everything else, by the constant nature of light.

This means perpetual motion is absolute zero. Meaning, everyone has to have sex, in order to survive. We survive to reproduce, and we reproduce to survive, according to Einstein’s theorem. Meaning, everything changes. Nothing changes. Nature recycles everything.

So, the hooker takes this literally. And applies it figuratively. Meaning, all hookers realize zero and one, is, sex and-or death, in an uber-simple circle. Therefore, if you are going to have sex, you might as well get paid for it.

Time passes. Your looks leave. Your chances for sex, and money, decline, and decrease. Therefore, Einstein tells the hooker: make hay while the sun shines. While the light is on. Before the light goes out.

Therefore, charge as much as possible. Take proper protective measures. Plan your exit. Realize, in all ways, you are running a hedge fund. Einstein’s kind of hedge fund. E = mc2.

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