Coachella Band or BBC Architecture Show?

J.P. Melkus
The Clap
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2 min readApr 23, 2018
  • Landstacular… Whisper Boners… Thrill Handles…
  • Extraordinary, Isn’t It?
  • Tucked Mittens
  • The Cheshire Cottage
  • Spaces
  • Stainless Steal
  • Finely Milled Menopause
  • Won’t They, Won’t They?
  • Exquisitivity Explosion
  • Cossetted Soar
  • Impressions of Funch
  • World’s Most Extraordinary Trusses
  • Soffits, Seals, and Hearth
  • Cocooned in Strata
  • Nestled Terrazzo
  • Marker Scribbling and Prosecco
  • Shants and Shalln’ts
  • Octavia & Nickle
  • Pantch
  • Steamfit
  • Landskaype
  • Dry Meusli
  • Verdant Bush
  • Galvanized Maximal
  • Embedden
  • Credenzo Lamas
  • Zero Wasteland
  • Finn Oven
  • Mortgaged Lives
  • Tantalizing Flats
  • Touching Wood
  • Mild High Club
  • Clive, the Envious Second Cinematographer
  • Fit Architect + Lady + Rented Vauxhall
  • Too Good Lives
  • Ascots Alignment
  • Cloistered Briccolage
  • Properly Framed Furniture
  • Over Budget
  • Sustainable Envy
  • DBSVTXTZ
  • Piers’s Places
  • Tactile Thatch
  • British Sea Power
  • Focusing Through Glass
  • Rich People & Their Precious Tchotchkes
  • Affording Happiness
  • Floorplan!
  • Mitigating Wealth-Guilt With Reclaimed Hardwood
  • Lens Phlair
  • Bristol Boxes
  • Alone With You
  • Leverage
  • Avalon Emerson
  • B. Glazing
  • Britain’s Best Abodes & Squealing Busty Spinsters
  • Resenting Roofs
  • B-Rolls Royce
  • The Country House Revealed
  • Restoring Your Hangover
  • Hovelcraft

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J.P. Melkus
The Clap

It's been a real leisure. [That picture is not me.--ed.]