Review: Review

Coalton
1 min readApr 2, 2019

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This review is terrible. Why would anybody waste their time reviewing this. This is a waste of space.

Real reviews make use of critical thinking to articulate a point. This review does not do that. Therefore this review does not accomplish its goal and is a failure.

Whoever wrote this review is dumb and should be treated as such. Nobody likes this review.

The end.

P.S. If this review were like Review 2 or 3 maybe it’d be good because we all know sequels mean the first review was good but NO

THIS IS A ONE AND DONE, NO SEQUEL, NO MONEY

YA DUN FUDGED UP SON

STACKS ON STACKS ON STACKS ON STACKS

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Coalton

Film Critic and Writer for The Coffee-Break Collective, sushi addict, gamer, cinephile