Awkward Phone Conversation: Adele & Bieber

A fabricated exchange between Adele[’s “Hello” lyrics] and Justin Bieber[’s “Purpose” tracklist].

Hello, it’s me
I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet
To go over everything

³What Do You Mean?

They say that time’s supposed to heal ya
But I ain’t done much healing

⁴Sorry

Hello, can you hear me

¹¹Where Are Ü Now

I’m in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free

¹²Children

I’ve forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

¹⁷Trust ⁹The Feeling

There’s such a difference between us
And a million miles

¹⁵Get Used To It

Hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times

¹³Purpose

To tell you I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done
But when I call you never seem to be home

⁶Company

Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I’ve tried

⁸No Sense

To tell you I’m sorry for breaking your heart
But it don’t matter it clearly doesn’t tear you apart anymore

⁷No Pressure

Hello, how are you?

¹⁴Been You

It’s so typical of me to talk about myself I’m sorry

⁵Love Yourself

I hope that you’re well

²I’ll Show You

Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened

¹⁸All In It

It’s no secret that the both of us
Are running out of time

¹⁶We Are ¹Mark My Words ¹⁰Life Is Worth Living

So hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I’ve tried
To tell you I’m sorry for breaking your heart
But it don’t matter it clearly doesn’t tear you apart anymore

Ooooohh, anymore
Ooooohh, anymore
Ooooohh, anymore
Anymore

Hello?…