Eating Disorders

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The complete list of things I’ve been eating when my teeth have broken are:

spanakopita
ice cream
cinnamon danish
breakfast wrap (cheese, egg, hash browns)

I’m not sure what substance my mutant teeth are made of such that they can actually be broken by these things, but I’m assuming it’s something like wet toilet paper. Possibly air.