The Next Big Publication
Follow these new publications now before they become too big.
Or wait. You won’t be able to get away from them.
Up to you.
The Binger
— for people who overchill on Netflix
The Cringer
— fans of He-Man’s cat
The Dinger
— people who lose control of shopping carts in parking lots (very niche)
The Finger
— Italians
The Ginger
— solely relating to Ed Sheeran news
The Hinger
— employees at Home Depot who handle door fixtures
The Kinger
— people who make other people kings or play checkers
The Linger
— guests who just don’t know when the party is over
The Ninger
— ninjutsu fans who are bad spellers
The Pinger
— Spanish-speaking guys really into Pong
The Singer
— cooks who burn things
The Tingler
— about feelings, but weird feelings
The Vinger
— dedicated to all things Ving Rhames and assorted Irvings
The Winger
—so-called foodies who won’t admit they don’t like hot food
The Zinger
— for people who hit the heart at the bottom of this
☞ Ugh! ☜
