The Wee Child And The Magical Coffee MILF

Part 4 of The Wee Child Series

Miss Marcie is editing some video & power chugging coffee as the wee child enters the room, sneaks up behind Miss Marcie, looks over her shoulder, & finally sighs very loudly to get Miss Marcie’s attention.

Miss Marcie: Yes Wee Child?

Wee Child: Why do you drink so much coffee?

Miss Marcie: A lot of reasons I suppose.

Wee Child: Like what?

Miss Marcie: Well it tastes good!

Wee Child: NO IT DOESN’T. I tasted my Mommy’s coffee once and it tasted like frow up and boogers.

Miss Marcie: Well remind me not to go to the coffee place your Mommy goes to.

Wee Child: Yeah you shouldn’t. The boy who works there is stupid. He can’t even say Milk.

Miss Marcie: It’s not nice to call someone stupid Wee Child.

Wee Child: Sorry Miss Marcie. But he really doesn’t say Milk right.

Miss Marcie: What does he say?

Wee Child: Well whenever we go in there he looks at my Mommy’s boobies and says “How’s my favorite Milf today?” I don’t mean to call him stupid but he can’t say Milk and he should know that milk hasn’t come out of my Mommy’s boobies since my brother was 2.

Miss Marcie: I see your point.

Wee Child: So why DO YOU drink coffee?

Miss Marcie: Well to be honest it wakes me up in the morning.

Wee Child: Like my dog?

Miss Marcie: How is your dog like coffee?

Wee Child: Well he wakes me up in the morning by licking my face and he has real bad breath.

Miss Marcie: I get the waking up part…but what does the bad breath have to do with it?

Wee Child: Well when you drink coffee you have bad breath Miss Marcie.

Miss Marcie: Dog Breath?

Wee Child: a little bit.

Miss Marcie: Oh… well good to know. I think I will have a mint.

Wee Child: Maybe you should have 3…just in case.

Miss Marcie: In case of what?

Wee Child: In case you have to kiss someone.

Miss Marcie: Why would I have to kiss someone this morning?

Wee Child: Because you had coffee. Coffee makes you kissy. Last time we went into the coffee place …when my mommy thought I couldn’t see she kissed the coffee boy.

Miss Marcie: Oh I’m sorry you had to see that.

Wee Child: Also I think he was double checking real hard to see if there was Milk in her boobies.

Miss Marcie: Don’t you mean Milf?

Wee Child: Maybe I do.

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