The Wee Child Learns to Stop Drop & Roll
Part 6 of The Wee Child Series
Miss Marcie is sitting on the couch in her office collating some scripts. The wee child is dancing as if nobody is watching.
Miss Marcie: That is quite a dance you’re doing there wee child.
Wee Child: Fank you Miss Marcie!
Miss Marcie: Is there a name for that dance?
Wee Child: I have to fink about that (she takes a moment) It’s name is Steve.
Miss Marcie: Steve? Any particular reason why it’s called that?
Wee Child: There is this boy at school who has a glass eye and if you give him a dollar he’ll take it out. Nobody has done it so he might be lying.
Miss Marcie: What does that have to do with the dance:
Wee Child: His name is Steve.
Miss Marcie: Ok
Wee Child: Are you a good dancer Miss Marcie?
Miss Marcie: I like to think I have some moves.
Wee Child: Can I see?
Miss Marcie busts out her best middle aged jewish girl free style moves. The wee child stands up and blows on a whistle that she has around her neck and starts making furious hand movements.
Wee Child: STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!!
Miss Marcie: What?
Wee Child: How many fingers am I holding up?
Miss Marcie: 3…but I don’t know what this has to do with my dancing.
Wee Child: Just stay calm. I am going to call 911. I know how. They taught me in school last week after I fell down and cut my knee so bad that you could see my white blood cells. I got first aid safety lessons
Miss Marcie: I’m sorry that happened to you. But we’re both okay. Why did you want to call 911?
Wee Child: You were having a seizure.
Miss Marcie: When?
Wee Child: Just now.
Miss Marcie: Oh no wee child I was just dancing.
Wee Child: Miss Marcie I don’t fink you should dance anymore.
Miss Marcie: But I like to dance.
Wee Child: But what if someone sees you and they call 911 and the ambulance comes and gives you a heart transplant and then touches your Bagina.
Miss Marcie: That couldn’t happen wee child.
Wee Child: DON”T LIE TO ME MISS MARCIE. It could happen. I saw it on Grays Anatomy.
Miss Marcie: Okay fine calm down I won’t dance. I do not want someone to get confused or give me a heart transplant by mistake.
Wee Child: Or touch your Bagina?
Miss Marcie: No worries there wee child…nobody has ever wanted to do that after seeing me dance.
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