Things/people I don’t understand

Strict constitutionalists
Using an iPhone without a case
People who care about the Kardashians
Math with fractions
Arguments against marriage equality
Shaggy
Flight attendants who make you remove your headphones but not your earphones before take off
The lack of/inadequacy of campaign finance laws
Why I’ve never heard of, until now, the hotel in Memphis that rolls out a red carpet from the elevator to a fountain in the lobby for a group of ducks to waddle across every morning
People who can spend more than 4 hours at the beach
Why women get paid less than men for the same work
Why I hear the same songs over and over again on “shuffle” mode
A lot of Family Guy references
Why a Republican candidate doesn’t just come out and state the obvious; Donald Trump is a prejudice fu*cking idiot
Why Leonardo DiCaprio has zero Oscars
How women pee in rompers
The debate over the Oxford comma (It totally makes sense to use it)
Why I had to take certain classes in high school
My fear of bees
Why Amy Schumer’s attractive or unattractiveness matters (FYI go see Trainwreck if you haven’t already)
Snapchat’s appeal
My dad’s ability to fix anything (One time he fixed an electric dog fence using a transistor radio…he’s a pharmacist)
When people say, “Bill Gates and Steve Jobs didn’t finish college” to win that argument
People who say “channel changer” or “clicker” instead of “remote”
Why we wash our hands after we use the bathroom but not after we use our cellphones
Climate change deniers
A cluttered inbox
People who yell at minimum-wage workers
Broke college athletes making millions for their school