Five Ws? More Like the Five Ls

WHO — An increasingly jaded aging leftist with an addiction to downloading shit illegally from the internet.

WHAT — A blog full of usually short but sometimes very not short reviews that may or may not have anything to do with what I’m reviewing and that literally nobody will ever read or care about.

WHEN — Probably a handful of times before I get bored and quit after not having immediate gratification, just like with karate, baseball, hockey, most jobs I held from the ages of 16 to 26, college, and any relationship that involves me putting more than a bare minimum of effort into. Or whenever I play, watch, or listen to something I feel like talking about.

WHERE — Here on LiveJournal 2: Electric Boogaloo.

WHY — Because its either write about all the media I consume as a way to try and escape from what I assume is an addiction to either digital hoarding and a case of FOMO that I should see a shrink I can’t afford about or do something productive with my time.