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3 Explosive Revelations in Prince Harry’s New Book

Literally no one is talking about these shocking secrets. Wait, this cover looks a bit weird.

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I don’t know what things are like for non-UK residents, but here you can’t go three minutes without seeing a headline about a certain ginger-bearded royal.

For the unaware, Prince Harry has just released a book detailing his struggles, such as his multi-million dollar mansion getting a bit drafty in the winter, being banned from 80% of fancy dress stores in the UK, and insisting on a ghostwriter because no living writer wanted to work with him.

Well, I recently managed to get my hands on a copy, which looks pretty legit. It’s written in either Swahili, Pashto, or perhaps Finnish, but after a quick Google Translate session I’ve discovered some absolute bombshells.

Here are the three most explosive revelations from Prince Harry’s book that no one is talking about.*

And for good reason.

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