The Coop Scoop
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The Coop Scoop

An Open Breakup Letter to My Native Language

It’s been an honour — sorry, honor

Image made by author on Canva

Dear UK English,

I suppose I should apologize — not with an ‘s’ but with a ‘z’ (which rhymes not with dead but with me).

You never ̶d̶r̶e̶a̶m̶t dreamed that my lexicon would abscond across the pond. You even found humo(u)r in the rumo(u)r going round on social media of my…

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Alex Cooper

Alex Cooper

Sporadic satirist and amateur wildlife photographer. Buy my pics here: https://tinyurl.com/yfrf5ty9