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Bracketly Ever After (Part 2)

Bracketly Ever After (Part 2)

A Tournament-Style Exercise to Find Out Which Disney Princess Would Get the Final Rose
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MikeMar 27
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Everybody’s Got To Go Through At Least One Heartbreak, Right? Here’s Mine.

Everybody’s Got To Go Through At Least One Heartbreak, Right? Here’s Mine.

An Introduction to The Cooties Report
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MikeFeb 15, 2015
Online Dating: Why it Should Work and The Reasons it Doesn’t

Online Dating: Why it Should Work and The Reasons it Doesn’t

At Least In My Experience
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MikeMar 4, 2015
How to Tell What League You’re In

How to Tell What League You’re In

It’s actually quite simple…
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MikeMar 26, 2015
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To Tell the Person, Or To Let Things Silently Fizzle?

To Tell the Person, Or To Let Things Silently Fizzle?

That is the question I found myself asking recently
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MikeJul 13, 2015
Storytime: That Time I Made Out With A Racist

Storytime: That Time I Made Out With A Racist

In my defense, once I realized she was a racist, I stopped making out with her.
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MikeApr 20, 2015
Dating Without Drinking

Dating Without Drinking

The Cooties Report’s first guest post chronicles the experience of dating sober.
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saaaarsOct 12, 2015
What It’s Like When Your Online Date Doesn’t Look Like Her Photos

What It’s Like When Your Online Date Doesn’t Look Like Her Photos

Expectations can be a bitch.
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MikeNov 4, 2015
On the “Witty Banter” Within Tinder

On the “Witty Banter” Within Tinder

So I was Tinder-texting with this babe the other week.
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MikeMay 3, 2015
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Bracketly Ever After (Part 1)

Bracketly Ever After (Part 1)

A Tournament-Style Exercise to Find Out Which Disney Princess Would Get the Final Rose
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MikeMar 19
What It’s Like When Your Date Has Everything You’re Looking For. And More.

What It’s Like When Your Date Has Everything You’re Looking For. And More.

Am I a Bad Person?
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MikeFeb 16
The Official Holiday Candy Power Rankings

The Official Holiday Candy Power Rankings

Alternate title: I’ve Got to Write SOMETHING on Valentine’s Day, Right?
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MikeFeb 14
He Said, She Said: On New Year’s Eve and Mismatched Feelings

He Said, She Said: On New Year’s Eve and Mismatched Feelings

An Email Exchange Between Mike and Stella J.
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MikeJan 30
The Tinder Drinking Game

The Tinder Drinking Game

A couple weeks ago, I came across an article on Medium about Tinder, and it called for responses, asking for peoples’ experiences with the…
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MikeJan 23
Storytime: ’Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving…

Storytime: ’Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving…

…and we all got folksy, with a night on the town singing karaoke…
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MikeNov 28, 2015
Unpopular Opinion Alert: “Sex and the City” is Overrated

Unpopular Opinion Alert: “Sex and the City” is Overrated

Come at me, bro
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MikeSep 24, 2015
Why I Don’t Hook Up at Weddings

Why I Don’t Hook Up at Weddings

(For the most part)
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MikeAug 30, 2015
Dear Society, Please Have More Parties

Dear Society, Please Have More Parties

5 Reasons Parties Are A Better Nightlife Option Than Bars
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MikeAug 4, 2015
If NFL Analysts Were Talking About The Date I Had Last Week

If NFL Analysts Were Talking About The Date I Had Last Week

You know the voices you hear when you’re thinking? Sometimes mine are of sports broadcast teams.
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MikeJun 21, 2015
Babies: Useless Parasites or Fulfillment of a Greater Life?

Babies: Useless Parasites or Fulfillment of a Greater Life?

One of Our Time’s Great Debates
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MikeMay 18, 2015
Text World Problems

Text World Problems

The anxiety induced by the post-first-date textversation. Really puts you in the metaphorical glass case of emotion.
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MikeApr 6, 2015
Storytime: The Battle for Allison

Storytime: The Battle for Allison

Turns out, it’s actually “Hoes Before Bros”
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MikeMar 10, 2015
Tahoes

Tahoes

A trip to Lake Tahoe with the boys, to search for a good time with the girls (among other things)
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MikeFeb 25, 2015
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The Trials and Observations on Dating from a 20-…no…30-something Dude in San Francisco | twitter: @CootiesReport | email: [email protected]

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