Sep 21, 2020
3 min read
Big Sunglasses, Little Teeth
Little teeth threaten romance
“Are these sunglasses too big for my face?” says a man wearing his best polo. The sunglasses are those comically oversized ones that are 2 feet wide. This pair is yellow.
“Heh-heh,” says the woman. She dives into her cotton candy, which he whipped out his big, fat, butt-polished dad-wallet just moments ago to buy her.
