X-Ray Analysis of Notepad Reveals Unease with Queer Community
“5,000 troops to Columbia” is not the only thing written on John Bolton’s notepad
The National Organization of Scientific Queers Undertaking Advanced Research of Exciting Stuff (NOSQUARES) has completed their X-Ray analysis of National Security Advisor John Bolton’s notepad. The results come as no surprise to an LGBTQ community already numb from constant Trump White House Administration antagonism.
Using advanced X-Ray crystallography techniques, NOSQUARES was able to detect the impressions made upon the notepad from previously written pages, which have since been torn from the pad.
“Twenty-four pages have already been used from the notepad. Our techniques allow us to see the handwriting from the three most recent pages. The results, while not at all surprising coming from such a vitriolic administration, are still quite alarming,” says Viggo Latriano, Chief NOSQUARE Astrophysicist who consults with NASA on the Chandra X-ray Observatory project.
NOSQUARES is continuing their analysis of administration notepads. Attempts to glean any useful data from Trump’s notepad has so far proven futile.
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