Cult of Fools Weekly (Dec 8, 2024) — “Hegseth’s Mommy”

Given the total shit-storm that is incoming, permit me to glean a small bit of relief by mocking and laughing at the utter depths of the incompetence that is now in play.

It might indeed be hard to grasp, but this really has been happening …

Are we really going to have a head of the Dept of Defence who has to ask his mommy for help with important decisions?

The rest of the world is watching and ROTFL at all of this. So, as Defense Secretary, if the US gets into a war that he cannot handle will his mommy come and bail him out?

Also, this has been happening …

For a bit of further clarity, the phrase “I will quit drinking” is galactically distant from “I quit drinking”.

Why the promise?

Well … because drinking is a mortal sin with trump, but all those other things are virtues.